Limericks are the Shit

There was a young lady named Sally
who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap
of a well-endowed chap,
and cried “Sir! You’re right up my alley!”
– Townsend, The Crown (TV series)

There was an old Countess of Bray,
and you might think it odd when I say,
that despite her high station,
rank and education,
she always spelt “cunt” with a K!
– King George, The Crown (TV series)

 

Hahaha. Good God!

It took me a good minute to figure out that the old Countess of Bray was not bad at spelling at all. King George’s limerick is very brilliant (and offensive, of course)!

The statement is not literal, and the first clue is in the ‘high station, rank and education’.

In other words, the Countess of Bray can spell alright, but she spells ‘cunt’. She has the characteristic of a cunt, and a major one too, since it’s with a ‘K’. There’s a bit of an emphasis on the first syllable of ‘Cunt’. Oof!  

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The English are quite sly too. I (may or may not) like that. 

Limerick

You Like That, Don’t You?!

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Sex might be cool or whatever but it may not always give you an orgasm, as I have come to learn, since it is common knowledge that I don’t see myself having sex anytime soon. However, there is something else that will guarantee you an orgasm that I have come to know and love, and of course, use for my own pleasure, what do you think?

In the description, after my video is uploaded on YouTube, I politely ask my audience not to leave comments that are rude, passively aggressive, harmful to young people, especially children, (and common sense- I hate it when a comment gives me a headache because it doesn’t make any sense), etc. For some reason, some people decide to still do it- leave trash comments, so I automatically assume that they are into kinky shit. Fortunately for us both, the commentator and I, that kind of kinky shit is my shit.

My servant spends 20 minutes typing trash that I will not fully read, especially when the first three words don’t sit right with me, and I delete it in less than 10 seconds, helping them feel stupid. I become a dominatrix of some sort- I get my orgasm and excitement, they get shamed and spanked since they decided to be a naughty boy/girl, and perhaps, my servant will get their orgasm from that too, I don’t care. We are both properly pleasured. It’s a win-win. 👅💦👅

In a nutshell, I’m not sparing any rude comments on my YouTube. God bless you. 

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